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Furloughed bison pour back into national parks after government reopens

You all know The Onion is satire, right?

Weekend Reader, Sunday Feb. 25

Weekend Reader, Sunday Feb. 25

What's this? The leading Congressional Benghazi warrior sets his sights on Scott Pruitt?

Funny things happen to some Congressmen when they consider life after Congress.

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Sighing, resigned climate scientists say to just enjoy next 20 years as much as you can
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Sighing, resigned climate scientists say to just enjoy next 20 years as much as you can

From The Onion. You know this is satire, right?

Attending a conference to discuss alarming new data on rising sea levels, a weary group of top climatologists suddenly halted their presentation Friday, let out a long sigh, and stated that the best thing anyone can do at this point is just try to enjoy the next couple decades as much as possible.

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