
www.theonion.com
24 February 2018
Sighing, resigned climate scientists say to just enjoy next 20 years as much as you can
Attending a conference to discuss alarming new data on rising sea levels, a weary group of top climatologists suddenly halted their presentation Friday, let out a long sigh, and stated that the best thing anyone can do at this point is just try to enjoy the next couple decades as much as possible.
From The Onion. You know this is satire, right?